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Chris Phillips  

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  • Deviant since Feb 28, 2003, 10:10 PM
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I really am alive. Like, srsly.

Journal Entry: Mon Oct 29, 2007, 6:35 PM
  • Mood: Lust
  • Listening to: New Nightwish album.
  • Reading: Nothing. Out of books :(
  • Watching: Nothin'.
  • Playing: Dawn of War: Dark Crusade
  • Eating: Burger and cheese curds.
  • Drinking: Chocolate milk :D
I even stop by dA every once in a while! D:

I've actually been back on dA sort of intermittently for the last couple of weeks, foruming mostly, but so far I hadn't bothered to update my "omg fuk dA cuz its slow n stupid" journal. Suppose I should fix that eventually, lest everyone think I'm still gone and my account has finally grown too bored and started posting things without my guidance. Ghost account! :fear:

First of all, if you submitted anything in the last 2 months, or replied to me in any fashion, assume I didn't see it. I came back to about 600 Deviations and 900 community messages and promptly used the "Select All" and "Delete All Selected" buttons. Not for my Deviations, though. They're still at 697. And 6 messages I haven't yet cleared.

Not tons of news, to be honest. Mostly just been hanging out and playing Dawn of War multiplayer (shocking!). I'm probably gonna cut this short for now because my food's about done, so in summary, I'm still here, blah blah blah. Talk to you guys later.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 24 now, bitches!
  • Current Residence: Davenport, Iowa, USA
  • Interests: Painting, gaming, music, reading, firearms, archery, medieval weaponry, and long walks on the beach.
  • Favourite movie: Can't narrow it down, but some good ones are Gladiator, American Beauty, The Matrix, & The
  • Favourite band or musician: To name a few, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Evanescence, Shakira, Ayumi Hamasaki, The Cranberries, Serbat
  • Favourite genre of music: American/British/Spanish/Japanese/Irish Rock/Pop. How's THAT for varied?
  • Favourite artist: The only two who I can name are Mark Gibbons and Luis Royo.
  • Favourite poet or writer: R. A. Salvatore, Elaine Cunningham, J.R.R. Tolkien, Stephen King
  • Favourite photographer: N/A
  • Favourite style or digital art: That crazy digital abstract stuff. Sometimes it confuses me just to look at it.
  • Operating System: Windows XP, dammit.
  • MP3 player of choice: Good old Windows Media Player. It runs on my laptop 24/7.
  • Shell of choice: Those ones on the beach that you can hear the ocean in. But not the ones with hermit crabs in them.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Where I took the WinXP "Pyramids" pic, & made it so it's under attack by aliens.
  • Skin of choice: Female.
  • Favourite game: Dawn of War multiplayer, Oblivion
  • Favourite gaming platform: My computer. PS2 is the runner-up (but really only for the SOCOM games).
  • Favourite cartoon character: Ren and Stimpy. Jay from The Critic. Norbert and Dagget. Many others, you're never too old.
  • Personal Quote: Does this mean my favorite quote, or a quote of mine, or a quote about me? I'm confused and los
  • Tools of the Trade: Devious, drunken friends. Everything else is secondary.

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Devious Comments

*MegMcMuffin:iconMegMcMuffin: Apr 27, 2008, 9:39:06 PM
I can has them?

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"It's a fine line between a nipple ring and a detonation pin on a boob grenade." -Stephen Colbert
*MegMcMuffin:iconMegMcMuffin: Feb 15, 2008, 1:20:34 AM
I want your.. you know.. man parts.


:spank:

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"It's a fine line between a nipple ring and a detonation pin on a boob grenade." -Stephen Colbert
~wazzdakka:iconwazzdakka: Jan 29, 2008, 2:03:11 PM
Hehe, I've seen a few of them floating around. I think I've had three myself.

Bucky FTW =p

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~Tudsen:iconTudsen: Jan 25, 2008, 10:13:43 AM Mood: Euphoric
Yay, Bucky Katt rules :w00t:

I almost thought I was the only one
with a Bucky avatar on DA :XD:

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~Sosaurora:iconSosaurora: Jan 15, 2008, 2:38:10 PM
Hehe, I popped in to congratulate you on the awesome Bucky-avatar, and then I just felt the urge to mention your awesome "Whee!" ID aswell :lol:

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~Jimcus:iconJimcus: Dec 12, 2007, 6:50:22 AM
:santa::santa::santa::santa:

Santas - ATTACK!



Yeah I know, I'm bored :lol:

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=ftpaddict:iconftpaddict: Nov 27, 2007, 6:13:59 AM
Y hello thar :pringles:

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You know you love my gallery. You've never even seen it. :unimpressed:
~wazzdakka:iconwazzdakka: Nov 9, 2007, 11:08:58 AM
Oops, that'd be my webcam, not my ID. Bleah, I need to stop surfing 4 minutes after I wake up.

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Wazzdakka's n00b Guide to getting pageviews without contributing to the community.
"I need to stop licking the cat."
- *MegMcMuffin
=amixakabane:iconamixakabane: Nov 7, 2007, 10:48:15 PM
Your ID really makes me smile :'D

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good :ninjaplot:
~wazzdakka:iconwazzdakka: Oct 15, 2007, 9:34:02 AM
Better than last week. Had a horrible sinus infection for like 10 days :excited:

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Wazzdakka's n00b Guide to getting pageviews without contributing to the community.
"I need to stop licking the cat."
- *MegMcMuffin
=Larentia-Ariadne:iconLarentia-Ariadne: Oct 13, 2007, 8:37:15 AM
I always notice that when I leave for a while. I come back and either everything is the same, or worse. :P
!ConqueringPoet:iconConqueringPoet: Oct 12, 2007, 1:50:11 PM
I enjoy looking at your avatar. One of my favorite comics.

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~wazzdakka:iconwazzdakka: Oct 12, 2007, 1:29:21 PM
:glomp:

I'm back, just really half-assed =p

Nice to know that I can bail for two months, and the place is just as retarded and dAramatic as it was when I left :aww:

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Wazzdakka's n00b Guide to getting pageviews without contributing to the community.
"I need to stop licking the cat."
- *MegMcMuffin
~Teowli:iconTeowli: Oct 1, 2007, 7:01:14 PM
Haha, another Get Fuzzy fan. Well done, sir, well done! XD

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Isn't it kind of stupid when people put in links to their own gallery in their signatures? I mean, all I have to do is click their icon. Click, there, I'm done. ....Woo.